“when i die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit”
“golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated” – arnold palmer
“hockey is a sport for white men. basketball is a sport for black men. golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps” – tiger woods
“the only reason i played golf was so that i could afford to go hunting and fishing” – sam snead
“it took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. i did it in one afternoon on the golf course” – hank aaron
peace
