“ah…so many pedestrians, so little time…”

“cocaine is god’s way of saying you’re making too much money”

god gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

do you think god gets stoned? i think so . . . look at the platypus”

“after i quit drinking, i realized i am the same asshole i always was; i just have fewer dents in my car”

ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

with respect and due homage to the ‘insanity” called robin williams

peace

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