“i drink too much, the last time i gave a urine sample it had an olive in it”
“i went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days i lost two weeks” – joe e. lewis
“it takes only one drink to get me drunk. the trouble is, i can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth” – george burns
“alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy”- frank sinatra
“the problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober” – william butler yeats
thursday – cocktail hour – june 28th 2012 – ‘old friends, old friends, sat on a park bench like bookends’ – sigh
peace
Hear, hear!
Cheers!
ah, if only my memory wasn’t as tremendously great as it is, i’d bloody well join you!
One more for you: “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already”. Tommy Cooper
Actually, one more:
Lady Astor: “Sir, you’re drunk!”
Winston Churchill: “Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly”.
cool, and dang how could i forget this one! well done!!
bravo!!
It’s just a shame so many people know it – I’d love to use it!