“food has replaced sex in my life, now i can’t even get into my own pants”

in terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, i’m your man” – bill gates

I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food” – erma bombeck

“the only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook” – julia child

part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside” – mark twain

a gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch” – james beard

“if you’re going to america, bring your own food” – fran lebowitz

some have meat and cannot eat and some cannot eat that want it; but we have meat and we can eat – and let the lord be thanked” – robert burns

peace

10 thoughts on ““food has replaced sex in my life, now i can’t even get into my own pants”

  1. not sure who originated it, but my reference is mike myers – i happen to think it’s pretty dang cool myself, thanks for liking it as well!

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